
Corporate Greedflation

Why am I qualified to tell you about data analysis? This is just a quick post to let you know a little about me and how I learned what I did.
My first qualification, I believe, is the fact that I ‘suffer’ from a condition called Aphantasia. Aphantasia is a characteristic some people have related to how their mind and imagination work. Having it means you don’t have visual imagination, keeping you from picturing things in your mind. I lived over 60 years having no idea that everyone didn’t think, imagine, or remember the same way I did. In many ways, now that I know I’m different, it feels like a disability. But in some ways, it created a more analytic aspect to my mind. I think, imagine and remember things, not visually, but more in patterns. Therefore, when I hear a story or a conversation, I do not picture the things being said, I hear the patterns and logic of what they are saying. I can’t say I understand how others who CAN visualize do things, but I feel my pattern recognition is stronger in my mind than if I could visualize.
Secondly, I have been a computer programmer for over 40 years. Nothing requires more logic than computer programming. (and if you study my articles, you’ll realize that that last sentence is a big red flag. I can’t say “nothing” requires more logic. I couldn’t possible know that. But as you read that statement, I would bet that you passed it by, silently nodding agreement, or semi-agreement. What I CAN say is that it requires very strong logic to write programs) I’ve literally spent many tens of thousands of hours, designing programs to correlate with business flows, writing code, and debugging code. This has honed my logic and pattern recognition skills.
My articles should help you find the truth in things. It’s not lie detecting, but more “truth finding.” I hope readers will gain something from them.
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How do you tell if someone knows what they are talking about? How do you know if they’re scamming you, or they are grifters trying to steal your money? Or are they sincere and honest? Or blatant liars?
If you search the internet on this you’ll find all kinds of info on speech patterns, body language, etc., but if you do a deep dive, you’ll find that it takes experts years of study and experience to develop their skills enough to be fairly confident of their opinion, using those methods. It’s a science, not a guide that laymen like you and I can actually use.
How do you discover what’s really going on in a failing department or business?
In watching a video or listening to a speech, how do you know if what they are saying is factual or not?
I’ll show you in a series of articles here, information that you can actually use without years of study or any special skills besides paying attention and using the tips I will share.
Listen to what someone is telling you, and sometimes with a little digging, you’ll be able to tell if the data is valid or not. Heres where many people are going to say, “That’s not right! You can’t tell if what someone is saying is right or wrong without finding out through body language or speech patterns or researching the information myself.” I call Bullshit!
“Don’t go there! They always get your order wrong.”
This sentence, if you analyze it, says basically nothing except that the speaker probably had his last order, or maybe even a few orders, messed up there. OR the speaker is possibly mad at the place or the waitress is their ex or a thousand other reasons they could have. But you have to take their opinion with a serious grain of salt.
Let’s break it down. “Always!” Always is a classical example of trying to influence the listener. If they had said, “Don’t go there! Last time I was there, they messed up my order,” then you would not get a false or exaggerated picture and could make your own educated opinion of the place. I seriously doubt that any place actually messes up every single order! Of course I can’t say ‘no place’ gets every order wrong any more than ‘they’ can say that a place always does.
It reminds me of a humorous quote from the great Yankees catcher, Yogi Berra. “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded!”
Other examples of key words to watch for are:
Any time you hear someone using these words you can pretty much dismiss what they are saying.
There are very very few times totalities can be true. “Every living person breathes air.” That’s one. Only ridiculously obvious statements can use totalities legitimately. Or perhaps in a Jury or a small group where there’s a vote and it’s unanimous. Any legitimate use of those words should be very obvious.
The person isn’t necessarily TRYING to lie or deceive. It’s human nature to feel like it’s all or none and to express our passionate feelings on the subject, a totality is likely to slip out. Just be aware of the phenomenon and don’t let it sway your thoughts or opinion.
So do yourself a favor. When you hear someone using these words, don’t listen to them or at the very least call them out on it. “Who’s everybody?” “ALL of your customers? You communicated with every single customer you have and they were 100% unanimous?” Etc.
I was looking at my site here again, and see that I posted the first article almost 2 months ago. Notice that YOU can see that it was 2 months ago too! And that’s a good thing – well, not good that it’s been so long, but good that you can see that.
Most blogs hide their dates. They don’t want you to see how old a post is. How long it’s been since they posted. And if you find an article you like, and you see a 3 year old date on it, they think you’ll dismiss the article as old and not relevant. So they hide the date. And since they do that, you don’t KNOW if it’s relevant or not.
Some real life examples:
“This year I made a resolution…no more resolutions! Instead, I decided to try something different. I’d immerse myself and learn something new. So I signed up for a 30 day yoga teacher training course.” Okay. What year was that? It goes on to say we’ll do this yoga thing together, etc., etc.. I assume it was in some January, and this is December, so what do I care about this article? Or maybe it’s a current article and she’s talking about the upcoming January. Well, fuck that. I don’t give a fuck if you are going to leave out one of the most important pieces of information.
Headline: “Obama scolds press for ‘obsession’ covering hacked emails during campaign” WTF? This is a business news site and there’s no date!?!? His presidency is in it’s last legs and was it just now? Was it in his first term? Why do I give a fuck then?
Headline: “Two Billion-Year-Old Water Found in Canadian Mine” Okay, is this breaking news or did this happen 14 years ago and is old news? Do I bring it up around the water fountain at work (if I worked a job)? In this case, the article is on gizmodo.com and it says the article was published “just now” so, yes! It’s breaking news! It means something knowing when something happened.
Here’s a nice one: “More deaths among otherwise healthy people are being reported all across the United States among children and adults who received this year’s flu vaccination.” Which year is “this year”??? There’s no date on the article! Seems like a pretty important piece of information!
Come on bloggers. News bloggers especially! Don’t hide the fucking date!
I just got to wondering how many “Hello World” articles are out there. Just doing a quick search I see over 56 million pages! Most of the legit articles would obviously be about programming your first program which is usually “Hello World” and I imagine there’s tons of wordpress installations where the owner of the website never deleted it.
It’s not a very interesting first article for my website but what the hell? That’s what I thought of and that’s what I wrote.
Stand by for lots of random crap.
Remember, the website is rand0mity.com with a ZERO. Another random piece of this random site.
Hope to see you later!
Ray